Conversions:
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Ratio
of an igloo's circumference to its diameter: Eskimo Pi
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2000
pounds of Chinese soup: Won ton
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1
millionth of a mouthwash: 1 microscope
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Time
between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement: 1 bananosecond
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Weight
an evangelist carries with God: 1 Billi-gram
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Time it
takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour: Knot-furlong
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365.25
days of drinking low-calorie beer because it's less filling: 1 lite year
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16.5
feet in the Twilight Zone: 1 Rod Serling
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Half of
a large intestine: 1 semicolon
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1000
pains: 1 kiloahurtz
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Basic
unit of laryngitis: 1 hoarsepower
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Shortest
distance between two jokes: A straight line
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454
graham crackers: 1 pound cake
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1
million microphones: 1 megaphone
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1
million bicycles: 2 megacycles
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2000
mockingbirds: two kilomockingbirds
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10
cards: 1 decacards
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1
kilogram of falling figs: 1 Fig Newton
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1000
milliliters of wet socks: 1 literhosen
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1
millionth of a fish: 1 microfiche
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1
trillion pins: 1 terrapin
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10
rations: 1 decoration
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100
rations: 1 C-ration
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2
monograms: 1 diagram
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100
Senators: Not 1 decision
á 2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital: 1 I.V. League