Conversions:

 

á  Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter: Eskimo Pi

á  2000 pounds of Chinese soup: Won ton

á  1 millionth of a mouthwash: 1 microscope

á  Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement: 1 bananosecond

á  Weight an evangelist carries with God: 1 Billi-gram

á  Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour: Knot-furlong

á  365.25 days of drinking low-calorie beer because it's less filling: 1 lite year

á  16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone: 1 Rod Serling

á  Half of a large intestine: 1 semicolon

á  1000 pains: 1 kiloahurtz

á  Basic unit of laryngitis: 1 hoarsepower

á  Shortest distance between two jokes: A straight line

á  454 graham crackers: 1 pound cake

á  1 million microphones: 1 megaphone

á  1 million bicycles: 2 megacycles

á  2000 mockingbirds: two kilomockingbirds

á  10 cards: 1 decacards

á  1 kilogram of falling figs: 1 Fig Newton

á  1000 milliliters of wet socks: 1 literhosen

á  1 millionth of a fish: 1 microfiche

á  1 trillion pins: 1 terrapin

á  10 rations: 1 decoration

á  100 rations: 1 C-ration

á  2 monograms: 1 diagram

á  100 Senators: Not 1 decision

á  2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital: 1 I.V. League