Traffic Ticket

I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about 5 minutes, and when I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?"

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil-necked-idiot. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires!

So I called him a piece of horse turd. He finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first... then started writing a third ticket!

This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

I lost count of how many tickets he wrote but I didn't really care. I bet whoever owned that car is really gonna be ticked though.