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Vanelli's House of Music! |
As a music lover, I began incorporating music within my classes. After my first
hit single, "Cold in Here", I dropped my name Mr. Tyler and became
known on stage as Vanelli - a cross between the rappers Vanilla Ice and Nelly.
Unfortunately for me, Nelly's version "Hot in Here" became an instant
hit, he became a huge star, and he refuses to answer any of my phone calls.
Over the years, I have been collaborating with other artists in creating and developing my CDs. I have been adding members to my possé known as H12 or the Henrico dozen (even though I only have 5 other members at this time: 50 Sent, his boy 10 Ses, Mini Me, Laurio and AZ). Together, 50 Sent and 10 Ses serve as my bodyguards and disciplinarians. Any problems with students in my classroom are handled by 50 Sent 10 Ses - think about it...
Below are samples of the tracks from my CDs that are still in production. My first CD, entitled The Classroom Mix, has been in the studio for several years and is constantly being updated and revised. If you have any requests or suggestions of songs or artists that would fit into my collection, please let me know! I hope you enjoy...Vanelli
In The Big House |
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| My first album containing videos! This represents a collaborative effort with many other budding artists in HCPS! | ||||||
Song Title |
Artist |
Lyrics |
Video |
CD Artwork |
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Math Life! | Vanelli | |
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2 |
SOL (Techno Remix) | Rihanna & Vanelli | ||||
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Upgrade! |
Beyonce' & Vanelli |
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The Classroom Mix |
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| These songs represent the core of my classroom. Not only do they express the emotions of my teaching style, they express the learning environment within my classroom. Remember these things - it will be cold in my classroom, I am your daddy, and don't lose the "Why" game! | ||||||
Song Title |
Artist |
Lyrics |
Demo |
CD Artwork
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1 |
Let's Get Quizzical | Olivia Newton John |
Peaked at #8 on the Billboard Top 100 chart in 2003! |
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2 |
Gettin’ Testy Wit It | Will Smith | ||||
3 |
We Ready | Archie Eversole | ||||
4 |
My Math is like Whoa | Mya | ||||
5 |
The Wall | Pink Floyd | ||||
6 |
Lose Yourself | Eminem | ||||
7 |
Sexy Math | Justin Timberlake | ||||
Vanelli Returns - The Iceman Cometh |
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| These songs represent my second CD and represent the product of many years of classroom complaints. Do you really think my classroom is cold? Check out these tracks and see for yourself! | ||||||
Song Title |
Artist |
Lyrics |
Demo |
CD Artwork
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1 |
This Is Why I'm Not Hot | Mims | ![]() |
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2 |
Cold in Here | Nelly | ||||
3 |
Ice Cold! | Outkast | ||||
4 |
Ice Ice Baby | Vanilla Ice | ||||
5 |
Cool | Gwen Stefani | ||||
6 |
Cold as Ice | Foreigner | ||||
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7 |
Drop it Like it's Cold | Snoop Dogg | ||||
Techno-logy |
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| These songs were inspired by the use of graphing calculators and technology within my classroom. Look for the dance mix versions in the clubs! | ||||||
Song Title |
Artist |
Lyrics |
Demo |
CD Artwork
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Roses | Outkast | ![]() |
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2 |
Run It! | Chris Brown | ||||
3 |
Buttons | Pussycat Dolls | ||||
4 |
F1 Train | Quad City DJ's | ||||
5 |
Question Countdown | Pee Wee Herman | ||||
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6 |
SOL (Techno Remix) | Rihanna | ||||
7 |
My Calculator |
Rihanna | ||||
8 |
The Root is Our X-Intercept | Rockmaster Scott And The Dynamic Three | ||||
Doin' Sum Math |
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| Basic tips brought to you from Vanelli and miscellaneous artists. It's important to not only do the math but to understand what you are doing correct and incorrect. Make sure to pay attention to the small details to ensure success. | ||||||
Song Title |
Artist |
Lyrics |
Demo |
CD Artwork |
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1 |
No Diggity |
Blackstreet | ![]() |
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2 |
P-E-M-D-A-S |
Aretha Franklin | ||||
3 |
Work It | Missy Elliott | ||||
4 |
Check On It | Beyonce' | ||||
5 |
The Sign | Ace of Base | ||||
6 |
Simplified | Disturbed | ||||
7 |
Signs | Tesla | ||||
8 |
Check It! | Outkast | ||||
9 |
Same Signs Add & Keep | Vanelli | ||||
10 |
Do It To It | Cherish | ||||
11 |
Chain of Fools | Aretha Franklin | ||||
12 |
Punk Rocker | Sandi Thom | ||||
13 |
1,2,3,4 (feat. Laurio) | Coolio | ||||
14 |
Give It Away | Red Hot Chili Peppers | ||||
15 |
Remember the Name | Fort Minor | ||||
16 |
It's Goin' Down (Descending) | Yung Joc | ||||
17 |
Twelve Days of Factoring | Vanelli | ||||
Solving Equations |
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| This is my current project. It's been difficult working with artists because the majority of them really don't enjoy advanced math topics! Special thanks to J.T. and Ciara for being the ground breakers of this activity. | ||||||
Song Title |
Artist |
Lyrics |
Demo |
CD Artwork
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1, 2 Step | Ciara | ![]() |
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2 |
Draw Me a River | Justin Timberlake | ||||
3 |
Solving Quadratics | Kanye West | ||||
4 |
Quadratic Formula (Guitar) | Vanelli | ||||
5 |
Quadratic Formula (Piano) | Vanelli | ||||
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6 |
Plus or Minus |
Wiz Khalifa | ||||
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7 |
ZPP (Zero Product Prop) | Naughty by Nature | ||||
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8 |
This Is How We Do It | Montel Jordan | ||||
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9 |
Hey Mama (Factoring) | Black Eyed Peas | ||||
10 |
Flip it! | Devo | ||||
| I'm N Luv | T-Pain | |||||
Classroom Management |
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| These songs describe both teacher and student behaviors in the classroom. Lyrics have been influenced by the positive and negative activities throughout the school year. This emotional CD represents the ups and downs of the teaching profession and the high school environment. | ||||||
Song Title |
Artist |
Lyrics |
Demo |
CD Artwork |
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1 |
Hey Ya! | Outkast | ![]() |
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2 |
Gimme That | Chris Brown | ||||
3 |
Patience | Guns N Roses | ||||
4 |
My Way | Limp Bizkit | ||||
5 |
Askin' Questions | Will Smith | ||||
6 |
How Come? | D12 | ||||
7 |
Crash | Gwen Stephani | ||||
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8 |
Wait A Minute | Pussy Cat Dolls | ||||
9 |
Snow (Hey Oh) | Red Hot Chili Peppers | ||||
10 |
Cupid's Chokehold (Take a Look at my Homework) | Gym Class Heroes | ||||
11 |
Shut Up | Black Eyed Peas | ||||
12 |
What Have You Done | Within Temptation | ||||
Family Values |
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| This album discusses your family tree and answers the very important question "Who's your daddy?" | ||||||
Song Title |
Artist |
Lyrics |
Demo |
CD Artwork |
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Who's Your Daddy? | Toby Keith | ![]() |
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Zoot Suit Riot | Cherry Poppin' Daddies | ||||
Geometry
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| This album branches out to a new subject to incorporate concepts discussed in Geometry. | ||||||
Song Title |
Artist |
Lyrics |
Demo |
CD Artwork |
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1 |
360 | Josh Hogge | ![]() |
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2 |
What Goes Around Comes Around | Justin Timberlake | ||||
3 |
Round and Round | Ratt | ||||
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4 |
You Spin Me Round | Dead or Alive | ||||
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5 |
Circle of Life | Elton John | ||||
6 |
Right Round | Flo Rida | ||||
The Tutor Tavern |
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| Find yourself doing poorly in your class? This album is for you! Get inspired to overcome your difficulties as Vanelli offers you advice. Released: 2008 | ||||||
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Artist |
Lyrics |
Demo |
CD Artwork |
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Low | Flo Rida | ![]() |
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Stop and Stare | OneRepublic | ||||
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Don't Worry Be Happy | Bobby McFerrin | ||||
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Over My Head | The Fray | ||||
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Let's Get It Started | Black Eyed Peas | ||||
6 |
Work It Out | Unk | ||||
7 |
Snap Yo Fingers | Lil Jon | ||||
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8 |
How We Do | The Game | ||||
9 |
Work That | Mary J. Blige | ||||
10 |
Whatever You Like | T.I. | ||||
| This album features typical questions and answers within my classroom. It is unique because many of the tracks features my students!. | ||||||
Song Title |
Artist |
Lyrics |
Demo |
CD Artwork |
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Irreplaceable | Beyonce | ![]() |
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2 |
Down (Finding Slope) | Jay Sean ft. Lil Wayne | ||||
3 |
We Will Graph You (Linear) | Queen | ||||
4 |
We Will Graph You (Quadratic) | Queen | ||||
5 |
I'm Goin' Down | Bruce Springsteen | ||||
6 |
Sugar We're Going Down | Fall Out Boy | ||||
Vanelli - Comedy in the Classroom - Live! |
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| Hear the humorous side of mathematics live from the classroom! This album contains jokes, stories, and activities that make math more fun. | ||||||
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Artist |
Lyrics |
Demo |
CD Artwork |
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Story Time! (2007) | Vanelli | ||||
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100 Pink Ping Pong Balls (2007) | Vanelli | ||||
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"Why Game" Rules | Vanelli | ||||
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Italian Math Test (2008) | Vanelli | ||||
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The Little Acorn That Could | Vanelli | ||||
Classroom
Responses
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| This album features typical questions and answers within my classroom. It is unique because many of the tracks features my students!. | ||||||
Song Title |
Artist |
Lyrics |
Demo |
CD Artwork |
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What U Know About That? | T.I. | ||||
2 |
Too Little Too Late (homework) | Jo Jo | ||||
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3 |
I Dare You | Shinedown | ||||
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4 |
Money in the Bank (feat. AZ) | Lil Scrappy | ||||
Japanese Mix-a-lots |
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| Due to popular demand and the recent successes of Vanelli in Tokyo, Vanelli is re-recording several of his top hits in Japanese! Stay tuned! | ||||||
Song Title |
Artist |
Lyrics |
Demo |
CD Artwork |
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Turning Japanese | The Vapors | ||||
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